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Futurama Porn Story: Wonders of Life – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Wonders of Life – Chapter 1

Author’s notes: I should really update my other Futurama story,

But I got this other little idea, so I thought I should write

it down.(I’m very forgetful. Have I told y’all that before? No, I didn’t…hee hee….)

Tragedy/Action/Adventure/Romance will be the type of this

story.

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Wonders of Life

Chapter 1: Mission To Save Earth!

Leela looked around the room. Her face slowly started to make a grimace. Fry was glued on the couch watching TV, Bender was reading a robot pornography magazine with his foot up on a table, Zoidberg was completely freaking out over something and Amy was putting on makeup…and way too much as well. Holding back her own boredom, Leela went over to Fry and sat down beside him. “Hey, Fry. What are you watching?” “Can’t talk. Watching TV.”said Fry, dully.”Okay then…”Leela now went over to Bender.”Hey, Bender.”She began.”Any fun?” Bender made no reply. She continued on. “Wouldn’t it be funner if we had to go to a mission right now, hmmm?” Bender answered with a curt answer. “Nope.” Leela turned around towards the others.” Anybody else agree with me then?” But the rests’ answer was same as Bender’s, “Nope.”. Before Leela said anything more, the professor entered the room. “Good news, everyone!”he exclaimed. “What is it now, old man?”asked Bender, dully. “If Leela hadn’t foolishly blurted out about a mission, I would never have asked. But since she did, I’m assigning all of you to a mission to save Earth from a gigantic meteor.” Everybody sighed out a groan. Fry interuppted. “But how do we know if it’s true? About the meteor, I mean.” “Turn on to the news right now, Fry.” said Farnsworth. He started to smile sheepishly as Fry started switched the channnel obediently. “This meteor is almost the size of Earth. It will kill us all!!”screamed a scientist who being interviewed. “But isn’t there any way we can…stop the meteor?” The scientist suddenly calmed down as he tried to answer this question. “Ahem, yes. We can send a group of 5, 6 or 7 people who are experienced with things in space.” The interview was cut, and a female announcer now spoke. “Ahahahaha.”she laughed uneasily. “Shut up, Earth woman!”exclaimed Morbo. “Foolish Earthlings, for many years, I have warned you that my race will come and wipe out all of you. Well, now we can’t, since that meteor is coming and-.” Fry turned off the TV. “I can’t believe this.”gasped Amy. “Can’t believe what? That Fry finally shut the TV off himself without being forced to?”asked Zoidberg, innocently. But his innocence was not exposed to the haughty, cold Amy.”No, you idiot! I meant I can’t believe that the meteor is unstoppable!” And with that, she smacked Zoidberg’s crustacean head. “Ow,,,”said Zoidberg with a tear forming in his eye. “Shut up, friends.” Farnsworth now interjected. “I also have an announcement to make. We are the chosen group to go and stop the meteor.” The crew was obviously suprised.”WHAT?!”sounded the room. “You can’t make me do it, man. You can’t. You can’t!!”cried Bender, dramatically as he could and holding on to the old professor’s lab coat collar. “Get off of me, you imbecile. We can’t back out now, for the President himself said so.” But some of the crew members were not to be side-tracked. “Aren’t we a delivery company? How can a delivery company do such a thing?” Leela asked breathlessly. “We’re a special kind of a delivery company. Also, we can’t back out now, for President Nixon knows that our company will be the one to save Earth. Now go, go!!”replied Farnsworth, shooing them all.

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Futurama Porn Story: Love In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Love In The Times Of Slurm – Chapter 1

Bender: Hey Fry! You will never guess what I found down at the dump.

Fry walked out of his room towards Bender.

Bender: Five juicy rats already dead! We eat well at breakfast!

Bender walked into the kitchen carrying the dead rats.

Bender: “So buddy how do you want yours? Well done?”

He peered round the doorway

Bender: “Yo Fry! I said how do you want yours ..”

The Apartment was empty.

New Scene – Streets of New New York.

Fry put his hands in his pockets as he walked down the empty streets of New
New York. A cool breeze blew indicating rain was on its way.

Fry: “Man, Bender and his cooking should be outlawed” he muttered to
himself

Fry suddenly stopped and looked up realising he had taken the same route he
takes everyday and had ended up at Planet Express. He looked at his watch
it was 7am.

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Futurama Porn Story: Bizarre Fry Day Chapter Twenty one

Futurama Porn Story: Bizarre Fry Day Chapter Twenty one

Leela awoke refreshed
and alert on the third morning of the space voyage. She yawned,
stretched, and felt a stiffness in her muscles from her exercise
regimen of the previous day. Only one cure for that, she
thought, and slipped back into Frys gym shorts. Without bothering
to put on a shirt, she dropped to the floor, executed fifty flawless
push-ups, stood, and began to jog around the corridors of the new
ship. Its the first time Ive gone topless since switching
with Fry
, she mused. Its so strange.

She found Zapp on the
bridge, lounging in the captains seat, staring blankly at the
stars through bleary, half-closed eyes. The spaceman swiveled to
face her, and she felt an impulse to cover her chest that quickly
passed. Morning, Fry, he mumbled.

Morning, Zapp,
said Leela, running in place. You could use a shave, you know.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Fry Tricks the Yam-sized Brain – Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Fry Tricks the Yam-sized Brain – Chapter 1

[A/N: Um… About the last “non-story” upload….I have Irish-Hungarian heritage…and I’m a

Cancer. Okay, now to new business. All misspellings in this are intentional.]

Fry just escapeed from pride and pregiduice and clumb to the top of the bookcase. “How about a

little elektroshock therepy!” Fry said, breaking the chandilear. He swinged to the brain, but

missed, and crashed on another bookcase, making it fall on him. “Nooo!” Leela screamed. As Leela

cried over her dead lover, the brain started laughing. “Yes! I am the greetest! And now I am

going to leave earth for no good rasin!” said the gient brain, as he went thru the window, and

off into space, never to be seen again. The end.

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Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 5

Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 5

He looked around his room. Various clothes, pizza boxes, and pieces of
trash were staring back at him. Even though his lights were on, he could
still se the faint moon and star light mixing in with the hard, brown wood
of the floor. He fell back on his bed, hands behind his head and let the
most satisfied smile form on his lips.

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Leela lay on her back, staring at the ceiling. She was shocked, yet
proud of herself for acting the way she did today. She was actually very
content with her results. She thought about her what was left of
it. The next few weeks had to be special, even if the time was running
short. Don’t screw it up, don’t screw it up, she told herself mentally.

She rolled over onto her side. How could she mess this up? Oh, of course
you’re not going to screw it up. You already have! She slapped herself
mentally until she started to feel a headache. She moaned and flipped
herself over again, now she was on her other side.
“Maybe…I can fix this,” she said to herself, while Nibbler made himself
comfortable on her head.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Four

Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter Four

“Yea, I guess.I have just felt so alone lately and I think it’s
,” she said, looking at her reflection through an empty glass.

“Leela, this isn’t like you. You’re ,”

“Depressed?”

“Yeah…But I just want you to know that I’m not gonna let you die without
a fight,” he said, a hint of anger in his voice.

“Oh?” she said, poking around the food on her plate.

“Yeah! I’m gonna do everything I can to help you and even try to cure you!”
he said.

“You’re so just makes me mad that,” she stopped realizing what she
was about.

“What?”

“Oh..nothing..forget I said anything,” she said.

They threw away their food that wasn’t eaten and left the small restaurant.
The winter wind blew against them and Leela pulled her arms tighter around
herself. She didn’t realize it, but she was starting to like this. Fry
wasn’t acting like the idiot he was, and she wasn’t being the strict person
she was. They were both showing their inside personalities and she was
comfortable with it. She shivered as they walked closer and closer the
Planet Express building. Fry saw her shivering and immediately took his
jacket off and set it around her.

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Futurama Porno Story: Mischievous THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Mischievous THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER Chapter 1

The Thornberrys were in were there to visit an old Thornberrys were walking in the city.

Darwin:Finally some place civilized!

Eliza:This place is alright! Needs animals and jungles.

Darwin:Its better without at that so go inside.

Eliza:Um…ok! If you really want to go ,Dad,Darwin and i want to go inside this building.

Nigel:Why?

Eliza:It looks interesting.

Nigel:Ok we’ll come too.

Debbie:This is way better than some sweaty jungle.

Marianne:We’ll only be here until tommorow.

Debbie:Still cool!

They all went was a weird was a weird looking looked a fridge.

Marianne:This is a weird did you want to come in here?

Eliza: Darwin did!

Marianne:How do you know?

Eliza:Um…..i just knew!

Debbie:Im rest in nobody is in here anyways.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter 7

Futurama Pornography Story: Time Runs Brief Chapter 7

It was Monday, also to be known as X-Mas Eve Day. Not a lot of places were
open, but everyone was assured that the Planet Express would be open.
Everyone there was at work, doing their portion of work, save for Bender
and a few other people, who never did any work. Surprisingly, there were no
deliveries because everybody knew to be home and locked up by the evening.

It was seven o’clock, and the Planet Express building didn’t close until
ten P. M. everyone was just talking or putting decorations up. Leela still
hadn’t told anyone about her secret, not counting Fry, since he had known
all along. She sat alone on the main sofa, looking around, admiring
everybody’s work. Fry walked over and took a seat by her. She had her hair
down and was hugging her knees because she knew that her time was running
short.

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Futurama Porn Story: A Walk in Your Shoes II – Chapter 6

Futurama Porn Story: A Walk in Your Shoes II – Chapter 6

A Walk in Your
Shoes II

Chapter 6: The
Omicronians

Thanks to Superdork,
my only reviewer. Youre suggestion was a really good one. I now
have the rest of the story basically planned out; I just need to
write it.

Zoidberg was
dragged onto the Nimbus at put on the control seat. No one on
the ship knew that Zoidberg had switched bodies with Zapp. Zoidberg
looked out the window and saw a giant grey flying saucer. As he was
watching it, a loudspeaker started to make noise.

People of Earth,
said the ships captain, I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei
8. We have come to your planet to take revenge. We are angered. We
tried to make up for our loss in population, but the damage was
horrible. And the foods you gave us! The concept of wuv
confuses us and the hearts wuv is written on taste like chalk!
We are angry!

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Futurama Porno Story: Ground Zero Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Ground Zero Chapter 1

3001-9-11, New New York City
8:57 AM
Fry was barely conscious of the figure shaking his shoulder. He curled deeper into his covers. “I don’t wanna go to school today,” he mumbled.
“Wake up, Fry,” he heard, and rolled over to see Amy at his bedside. Was he still groggy, or were her eyes red?
“What’s wrong?”
“The newsoh God, it’s horrible,” she sniffed and turned away. A confused Fry stumbled out of bed and followed Amy into the living room. Hermes, Zoidberg, Bender, and Farnsworth were staring at the TV. The sky seemed oddly dark outside.
“What happened?” Fry asked.
Zoidberg turned towards him, eyes glassier than usual. “It happened about ten minutes ago. A plane hit the first tower of the New World Trade Center.”
“What the-?” The young man took a look at the TV and sure enough, there was a huge plume of smoke coming from the tower. “Was it an accident? Is it a helicopter or something?”
“We don’t know. Can’t you see the smoke from downtown? It’s horrible.” Amy covered her face and sobbed, and Benderput an arm around her shoulder? That was the first act of empathy Fry had seen in him sincewell, since ever.
He thought briefly and then asked, “Hey, where’s Leela?”
“We don’t know, she was already gone when we woke up,” said Farnsworth.
“You don’t think- my God!” Fry turned quickly and fled from the headquarters before anyone could stop him.
“Come back here!” Farnsworth called too late. “That darn fool, still in his pajamas.”
“He’s got a point, Professor,” Hermes said and went to follow the young man.
Bender looked back at the TV. “Holy crap, the second tower just got hit!”
Amy continued sobbing.

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