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Futurama Porn Story: Realizing Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Realizing Chapter 1

A/N- Hey people! xXxBenderxXx here! This is my first fanfic ever published and I am really excited!!!!! I love benderleela slashes. Mine is probly not very good, I know Benders

character is, in my opinion, quite a bit off, I don’t know but in some parts he is very different from original Bender. The story moves fairly quickly, so some things may not make sense unless you make sure you read every word.

Main Chars-Bender and Leela (duh)

(Oh and if anyone could tell me how to turn of this double spacing thing, that would be really awesome)

Disclaimer-I do not own any of the Futurama characters, all credit goes to the masterminds behind the show.

It was the sound of a police siren passing by outside that woke up the purple-headed cyclops. She grunted softly and looked around, not remembering the past few hours very clearly. She was startled to find that she coudn’t move, because she was pinned down by two heavy, grey, metal arms that criss-crossed on her stomache. She moved her head to the side slowly and found that she was laying against the owner of the arms, who’s soft snoring was placed behind and slightly above her head. They were on the couch in the Planet Express lounge, the TV buzzed softly beside them. She was in no hurry to get up and turn it off, she was actually very comfortable. She wasn’t lying directly on top of him, more like half laying/leaning against him. One of his legs was over the edge of the couch, the other was on the opposite side of Leela. Her hand went up slowly and brushed a peice of hair from in front of her large eye. She looked around the room and smiled slowly as the memories of the past few hours returned to her.

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Futurama Porn Story: Leaking Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Leaking Chapter 1

Ok, this is my first and probably last Futurama fic and Im actually quite happy with how it came out. I was slightly worried about staying IC especially in dialogue but I think I worked it out. It fell together rather nicely if I do say so myself, though I hope others will agree with me.

Lots of thanks to Catalyst and Sonja for betaing this and being so encouraging. You two rock!

No real couplings unless you insist on reading it that way. I wanted to write a friendship fic, based on the quote below, and play around with Benders character a bit.

Enjoy

x . o . x

“Fry, I’m sorry. I should’ve understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way of the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human, a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.”

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Futurama Porno Story: Slurmdog Millionaire – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Slurmdog Millionaire – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama. The Hypnotoad does. All glory to the Hypnotoad

God, my head hurts, thought Fry. The only other time my head hurt this bad was the morning after I drank the fermented remains of a Horrible Gelatinous Blob. Actually, now that I recall that, my head doesnt hurt so much anymore.

The pain is a result of being knocked unconscious, uttered a gruff, yet familiar voice. Hopefully it will linger for a great while.

M-Morbo? said Fry, astonished and frightened.

His vision blurred but semi-reliable, he began to take stock of his whereabouts. A cold, dingy room with bare stone walls, a rat or two scampering on the ceiling, Morbo standing upside-down before him with an uncharacteristic smile on his face. On top of that, his blood was somehow rushing upwards and collecting in his head, as if drawn by reverse gravity.

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Futurama Pornography Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Boy Chapter 2

Futurama Pornography Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Boy Chapter 2

Guest-starring Robin Williams as various extras

Written by Andrew Kaiko

I do not own the characters and all related subjects. All Futurama
characters, names, likenesses and all other criteria are TM and Y FOX and
it’s parent, affiliate and subsidiary companies. Steal and thou shall face
the consequences! Mwahahahahaaaa!

Chapter 2

“Good news, everyone!” said a familiar voice outside the door.

Everyone groaned to himself or herself and leaned over the meeting table to
what they were expecting, but instead they were in for a big surprise! A
cranking sound echoed from outside the doorway, and when a shiny silver
figure appeared, everyone gasped.

After the Professor’s operation, he had changed somewhat. His injured
right arm, his complete lower body, and various portions of his head were
replaced by a complex array of wires, buttons, metal, plastic, buzzing and
cranking! He had no use for a hover-chair anymore- his legs were so strong
they could now run at a full 100 mph! Having parts of his body turned into
a machine made him resemble an aged Two-Face meets the Terminator!

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Futurama Pornography Story: Wouldnt It Be Ultra-cute If Chapter 1

Futurama Pornography Story: Wouldnt It Be Ultra-cute If Chapter 1

Wouldnt It Be Nice If
by BumbleBeeTheta

Part One: Fry Knows Best

Heres my plan:

Ill show him what bliss is.

Welcome him with kisses

Cos this is a Mrs. that misses her man.

Hes my Xander and hes awfully swell.

It makes financial sense as well.

Although, he can be-

Ill never tell.

Just stand aside.

Here comes the bride.

Ill be Mrs.

I will be his Mrs.


Missus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Selfless)

Scene: Professors lab.

(Once again, the Professor
has called everyone in to take a gander at the What If machine.P He stands by his worktable where the machine
sits.P Hooked up to the machine is what
looks like a treadmill, except it is glowing bright blue.P Beside the What If machine is a helmet and a
pair of goggles.P The crew stands around
the Professor in a semi-circle; their emotions ranging from bored to uneasy.)

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Futurama Porno Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter Two

Futurama Porno Story: I Cant Sleep At Night – Chapter Two

The audience can see Leela running to the lounge. She ran into thne lounge and over to the coffee table where her poem was supposed to be laying. It wasn’t there.

The audience can see Leela looking all around the lounge for her poem. She finally found it laying on the couch. Leela picked up the poem and gave a sigh of relief. She walked slowly out of planet express and down the street. That’s where Amy started to walk next to her. She sighed and said to Leela, ” it’s sad about what happened to Fry. Even Bender’s sad.” Leela and Amy looked back to see Bender sitting on the curb and he was surprisingly not drinking. Leela and Amy looked away and Leela turned into a picture shop and Amy followed.

“What are we doing in here, Leela?” Amy asked, looking at a rather large wooden picture frame. Leela walked over to the counter and saw someone who was reading a magazine. Leela looked at him.

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama 2 years later – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama 2 years later – Chapter 1

Prologue: Its been ten years since the troop split up. Fry set off to look for his parents forgetting that he was in the future and theyve long passed. When he realized he had no where else to go, he attempted to go back to Professor Farnsworths lab but couldnt due to the fact that he some how ended up in a dark room where he was running on a hamster wheel. Eventually he got out. The next day, Fry went to the bar, and the guys at the bar, seeing that Fry was a complete idiot, told him to try to bite his got him going for a LONG time. Leela tried to settle with her fellow mutants. She found the sweetest guy named Hairy who had one eye too! He also had so much hair on his face that you can barely see anything but his eyes and his teeth when he she still loved him. She felt so comfortable with him. Unfortunately when their time came of intercourse, they found more mutant qualities of each other. It turned out, Leela had more than one eye! She had two more gigantic eyes on her boobs just staring at him. He was freaked out for a while. A moment later, he smiled nervously at her. Then he looked back at her tits and saw it blinking at him. He almost screamed. Leela could tell that he was way freaked out by her, so she offered to give him head. All his troubles were gone at that moment. She was working down to his pants and when she unzipped his pants she saw something PUMP up! She was freaked out and he explained how his dick was like a jack in the box!!!Then he said well I was okay with your blinking boobs, so cant you accept that? Baby, I love you and youre the greatest thing that ever stepped into my life and looks dont matter to me

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Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 8

Futurama Porn Story: Time Runs Short – Chapter 8

“Will she be okay?” she heard someone ask.

“We’re not sure.” said someone else.

“Will she be okay?!” said the other person, sounding like they were going
to kill the other one.

“We’re not sure, sir. Please, go sit down in the lobby, we’ll work on her
some more and tell you the outcome.”

Fry trudged sadly down the hall to the lobby. He saw everybody from PE
sitting in the lobby. Fry threw his back against a wall while everybody
watched him.

“It’s not your fault, Fry,” Amy said, “It was bound to happen anyway?
Wasn’t it?”

“Yea.I know.” Fry said as a tear fell from his eyes.

“Why didn’t ya tell us?” Hermes asked.

“Because Leela didn’t want me to tell anyone, she said that she didn’t want
anyone to feel sorry for her.”

A doctor came up and Fry walked up to him hurriedly. The doctor whispered
something to Fry and he hung his head. “I’ll be back,” Fry said as he
walked down the hall with the doctor. They walked around corners, down
hallways, and passed rooms. They finally came to room 78B and the doctor
nodded for him to go in.

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Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 2

Futurama Porn Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter 2

It was a quiet day in the year 3003 in New New York. Everyone working at Planet Express was waking up for work. Turanga Leela, the Captain of the Planet Express Ship, was already hard at work, fixing up the ship for a day’s work. The delivery crew who’s job it was to deliver packages that were sent to Planet Express were Turanga Leela, Captain of the Ship, Phillip J. Fry, Delivery Boy, and Bender, Delivery Boy (Bot).

Leela was under the ship working on it. She turned one last bolt into place and came out from under the ship. Her face was smudged and her tools were all out of her tool box and scattered around the Planet Express Ship loading bay and her screw driver was no where to be found. Leela knew where that was. A couple nights before, Leela’s little, black, three eyed, Niblonian companion who she calls Nibbler, had gotten into her tool box. After that she couldn’t find her screw driver. She suspects that Nibbler, having the huge apetite he has, ate it, metal and all. She didn’t bother to dicipline him. He had been like that since Leela first met him on Vergon 6. She discovered his huge apetite when he managed to swallow all of the animals, which were bigger than him, that Her, Bender, and Fry had rescued off the planet before it exploded.

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Futurama Porn Story: Wonders of Life – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Wonders of Life – Chapter 1

Author’s notes: I should really update my other Futurama story,

But I got this other little idea, so I thought I should write

it down.(I’m very forgetful. Have I told y’all that before? No, I didn’t…hee hee….)

Tragedy/Action/Adventure/Romance will be the type of this

story.

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Wonders of Life

Chapter 1: Mission To Save Earth!

Leela looked around the room. Her face slowly started to make a grimace. Fry was glued on the couch watching TV, Bender was reading a robot pornography magazine with his foot up on a table, Zoidberg was completely freaking out over something and Amy was putting on makeup…and way too much as well. Holding back her own boredom, Leela went over to Fry and sat down beside him. “Hey, Fry. What are you watching?” “Can’t talk. Watching TV.”said Fry, dully.”Okay then…”Leela now went over to Bender.”Hey, Bender.”She began.”Any fun?” Bender made no reply. She continued on. “Wouldn’t it be funner if we had to go to a mission right now, hmmm?” Bender answered with a curt answer. “Nope.” Leela turned around towards the others.” Anybody else agree with me then?” But the rests’ answer was same as Bender’s, “Nope.”. Before Leela said anything more, the professor entered the room. “Good news, everyone!”he exclaimed. “What is it now, old man?”asked Bender, dully. “If Leela hadn’t foolishly blurted out about a mission, I would never have asked. But since she did, I’m assigning all of you to a mission to save Earth from a gigantic meteor.” Everybody sighed out a groan. Fry interuppted. “But how do we know if it’s true? About the meteor, I mean.” “Turn on to the news right now, Fry.” said Farnsworth. He started to smile sheepishly as Fry started switched the channnel obediently. “This meteor is almost the size of Earth. It will kill us all!!”screamed a scientist who being interviewed. “But isn’t there any way we can…stop the meteor?” The scientist suddenly calmed down as he tried to answer this question. “Ahem, yes. We can send a group of 5, 6 or 7 people who are experienced with things in space.” The interview was cut, and a female announcer now spoke. “Ahahahaha.”she laughed uneasily. “Shut up, Earth woman!”exclaimed Morbo. “Foolish Earthlings, for many years, I have warned you that my race will come and wipe out all of you. Well, now we can’t, since that meteor is coming and-.” Fry turned off the TV. “I can’t believe this.”gasped Amy. “Can’t believe what? That Fry finally shut the TV off himself without being forced to?”asked Zoidberg, innocently. But his innocence was not exposed to the haughty, cold Amy.”No, you idiot! I meant I can’t believe that the meteor is unstoppable!” And with that, she smacked Zoidberg’s crustacean head. “Ow,,,”said Zoidberg with a tear forming in his eye. “Shut up, friends.” Farnsworth now interjected. “I also have an announcement to make. We are the chosen group to go and stop the meteor.” The crew was obviously suprised.”WHAT?!”sounded the room. “You can’t make me do it, man. You can’t. You can’t!!”cried Bender, dramatically as he could and holding on to the old professor’s lab coat collar. “Get off of me, you imbecile. We can’t back out now, for the President himself said so.” But some of the crew members were not to be side-tracked. “Aren’t we a delivery company? How can a delivery company do such a thing?” Leela asked breathlessly. “We’re a special kind of a delivery company. Also, we can’t back out now, for President Nixon knows that our company will be the one to save Earth. Now go, go!!”replied Farnsworth, shooing them all.

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