Wouldnt It Be Nice If
Part One: Fry Knows Best
Heres my plan:
Ill show him what bliss is.
Welcome him with kisses
Cos this is a Mrs. that misses her man.
Hes my Xander and hes awfully swell.
It makes financial sense as well.
Although, he can be-
Ill never tell.
Just stand aside.
Here comes the bride.
Ill be Mrs.
I will be his Mrs.
Missus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Selfless)
Scene: Professors lab.
(Once again, the Professor
has called everyone in to take a gander at the What If machine.P He stands by his worktable where the machine
sits.P Hooked up to the machine is what
looks like a treadmill, except it is glowing bright blue.P Beside the What If machine is a helmet and a
pair of goggles.P The crew stands around
the Professor in a semi-circle; their emotions ranging from bored to uneasy.)