Futurama Porn Story: Futurama Hottie and the Bot Chapter One
Opening credits
Opening line underneath the logo: Do you know where your poplars are?
(It is a quiet day at Planet Express. No packages have had to be delivered
yet and we see Leela, Bender and Fry hang in front of the television. Fry
has the remote control in his hands and he is changing the channels.)
LEELA: Do you have to keep changing the channels like that all the time?
FRY: Yeah, but there is nothing on the television.
LEELA: How can you know that if you keep changing the channel every two
seconds? Before the television has even had the chance to produce a new
picture, you already flip to the next channel!
FRY: Look, I have been flipping channels all my life. It is one of the few
things that I have truly mastered. Trust me, I know what I am doing. Do you
really think I would want us to just sit here and have a boring day?
LEELA: Well, so far all we have seen is a huge selection of two second
images, for the past hour. How bored do you think I am now?
BENDER: What, do you mean to say this is not a movie? Fry is doing this
with the remote control? Gosh, I though it was some sort of experimental
European film from the twentieth century!
FRY: Hey, you’ve got a point there Bender: What if I would record all the
different channels for two seconds and then put them together in a one and
a half hour movie called: Diary of a Fragmented Life!
LEELA: What if you just hand over the remote control to me, so that you
will live long enough to make another entry in that diary of yours!
